I recently received some rather angry correspondence concerning my depiction of the President of the United States as a monkey. After much consideration, I do agree that this is an unfair and possibly unforgivable insult which demands reparation.
As such, I would like to offer an abject apology to all the monkeys of the world (especially those hard working primates of the organ grinding industry) and beg your forgiveness, though you must admit he does look a lot like a monkey.
Nonetheless, I am truly, deeply sorry, but at the same time, I would like to point out that it is only a bloody cartoon you stupid free-speech hating monkeys. Just because your stupid monkey vocal tracts make it impossible for you to form a coherent sentence (which is another thing you have in common with George by the way) is no reason for you to try to bully others into silence.
Anyway, sorry.
And stop sending me your scripts for Hamlet. I hate that play.
No monkeys were harmed in the creation of this blog post, except possibly their feelings.
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Just curious as to your thoughts on the Chimpanzee cartoon which has created such a ruckus today. Does it still “only a bloody cartoon” or does it cross the line?
“Does it still”? You’re not George’s speechwriter are you?
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